If you did not watch the Grammy Awards last night, this is what I saw...in chronological order...somewhat...
Police - Rock my world. Can't wait for the tour to hit Dallas. Amazing.
Tony Bennet. Best Duo - Grab Stevie’s hand dude!!! He’s blind!!!
DixieChicks - I don’t care if you’re ready to make nice or not. Because you were rockin’ the Tele. Rock ‘On.
Prince - One Word, Chest Hair. OK. Two words.
Beyonce - Two Words - Jennifer Hudson.
Prince - Bad idea to stand behind Mary J.
Justin - PIMP
Beyonce - Two Words. Mary J.
John Legend, Corinne Bailey Rae - You need to thank the Lord for John Mayer, he saved you.
Shakira - I had to change the channel. No Christian man could watch that and… well…oh my.
Dixie Chicks - Song of the Year. Wow. Way to say screw you to America with one award.
Gnarles Barkley - I want those teeth.
Ludacris - Best Rap Album - Keep rockin’ the Dirty South. ATL. That fade is TIGHT!!! Woah!!! Thanking Oprah and Bill O’Riley?
Mary J. - That was the best performance of the night. Beyonce who?
Dixie Chicks - Country Album of the Year - I love it. From Outcasts to Grammy Sweepers.
Carrie Underwood - Carrie, from Idol Winner to Best New Artist at the Grammy's.
Rascall Flatts - who says a front man cant be a chunker? Own it G.
Lionel Ritchie - Hello? Yea baby.
Chris Brown - Dude. It’s been a while since a black guy actually danced better than Timberlake. Well done.
Christina - You did good. But Mary J still wins.
James Blunt - G C Em D. Work it. A good song can sit on it’s own.
Justin’s new girly singer - Rigged.
Chili Peppers - Same Old Junk. ZZZZzzzzz
Al Gore - SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dixie Chicks - 5 of 5. Count’Em
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