Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Spooling down


When I was in college, my father owned a Saab 900 Turbo coupe. It was gun metal gray with a black spoiler and leather interior. To a 21 year old car nut who grew up in Texas, it was as exotic as a Ferrari.


This little car was really an engineering marvel. It had a small, turbocharged 4 cylinder motor that allowed it to get great gas mileage and still provide gobs of power when called upon. Without getting into the mechanics of how or why, the turbo would continue to spin for three or four minutes after it had been engaged. A problem would arise if you were to engage the turbo and suddenly shut off the engine, as the turbo spun at 10,000 rpm or faster. Shutting the engine off would cause the oil to drain from the turbo while it was still spinning. Do this a few times and Ka-Blooooey...the bearings in the turbo would seize.


The remedy was to allow the turbo to spool down a little bit...sit in the parking lot for a few minutes to allow all the moving parts to slow down before shutting off the engine. It was irritating, but well worth the money saved in turbo repair.


Tonight, for the first time in a while, I let my brain spool down. I've been running hard lately. Work, house projects, family stuff, vacation (which was a riot, and riots are never restful). My head races from 5am until midnight with things like 'how do I raise margins and increase gasoline sales in Southern CA?' and 'where can I get a real sounding lightsaber for an 8 year old?' and 'how much are plane tickets to Seattle, WA' and 'please tell me that venue is air conditioned...".


Tonight, I sat on my back patio and listened to the cicadas. I didn't read. I didn't listen to my iPod. I just let my brain spool down....and it felt really, really good.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Adios, Alberto!


I about hit the ceiling yesterday when Alberto Gonzalez announced his resignation...not because I felt good or bad about him going, but because I had to wonder where his head has been since the beginning of this controversy.


For the non politically interested, Mr. Gonzalez is our Attorney General. He is a long time supporter/friend of President Bush who was seriously in the running for a slot on the Supreme Court that ultimately went to John Roberts.


Along the line somewhere in the Attorney General role, he fired (or played a part in firing) a series of District Court judges. I am not sure if what he did was legal or not. Either way, the testimony he gave to the inquiring senate committee was dreadful. All along, the President defended him, continually referring to him as "my friend."


Alberto may be a great guy at the barbecue, but on Capitol Hill he came off as defensive, smug, and occasionally unaware that he was, in fact, THE barbecue and the grill was on. It was really some of the worst testimony since someone debated the meaning of the word 'is'.


Democrats and Republicans have clamored for his resignation while Bush has smoked a lot of social equity defending him. Now, months into the mess, Gonzales resigns, having cost the President energy, time and precious credibility points.


My question is this: Regardless of your guilt or innocence, Mr. Gonzales, if you were willing to go back to Texas, why didn't you go months ago? The savings to taxpayers surely would have run into the millions. The President has plenty of things to worry about. You need to revisit the fine art of taking one for the team.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Speechless


Oh my word...


I actually saw this on Friday night.


Now I know we all have our blonde moments every now and then, but c'mon...


Here's the link to the vid: Blonde moment


All I wanna do is a-zoom-a-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom!!


I meant to include this on the earlier post. Let's say you have a lot of stainless steel, some propane, a golf cart and a colliope. What to do, what to do....


You build the world's only steel bodied, mobile colliope that shoots flames out each pipe as it's individual note is played. Did I mention it fired a 30ft flame out the back on command?


I wonder what might happen if you hit 88 mph in this baby....

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Time out!


This morning I had one of those "Whoah!" moments...


I'm in my 30's! It seems like just yesterday I was in school looking forward to my 21st birthday. Where has the time gone?


Seriously, my moment today was the realization that the clock is ticking. My life is a limited commodity, and I have to LIVE every second of it. I catch myself way too often living for tomorrow, mentally fast-forwarding through my day... my moments.


Next time I turn around, I may be married with kids heading off for school, or the service... somewhere. And all that is routine today will all be gone. Don't get me wrong, there will be life to cherish then as well... but NOW will be gone.


If you're like me, you tend to be future oriented. Planning for, thinking about, and working towards tomorrow. But don't forget about today. Enjoy this moment as a gift.

Now here's a bad day...


My first thought was "but balloons are so safe!". Then I started to think...uh, fire and a big wicker basket...


SURREY, British Columbia (AP) -
A hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in an RV park and campground Friday evening, injuring as many as 11 people, police and a witness said. Two other people were unaccounted for.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Drive on...


My major beef with video games has always been that most of them were patterned after sissy games involves balls or sticks. Finally, I have discovered a Man Game that makes noise and creates havoc without shooting people (a whole 'nother post, but I don't get that either). Yep, this is manstyle - Racing!


Some time ago I downloaded the demo for a game called Redline. It allowed me to race head to head via the internet with friends on four different computers. Since then I got the licensed version and let me tell you, I can flat out run like a scalded ape!


Here's a screen shot of me in a low speed corner, overtaking (and giving a love tap to) some guy in an old Corvette. This sort of thing knocks the other guy off balance for long enough to squeak by on the inside and, although officially discouraged, is perfectly legal :-)


I'm driving a race prepped Vauxall around Silverstone. The Silverstone track didn't come with the game but you can download all sorts of tracks and cars to add to your fun. The Vauxall is a great car - not as fast as the Vipers or Ferraris but this particular track has some gnarly S curves that I can navigate without lifting the throttle, gaining enough distance between me and the big dogs that they're still trying to catch me when I cross the finish line.


Think your fast? Download the demo and call me out, Bubba. Just bring something faster (or trickier) than my Vauxall.

Beer and Bears: A deadly combo


After the Cats warning, I figured this sort of thing would die down. Then today, it's Beer and Bears.


Even more proof that animals are dangerous: Bears Eat Man at Beer Festival.


Lock up your beers, people.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Coming Soon


This bad boy is going to be my next phone. The Blackberry Curve comes out on Sept.24th for T-Mobile.


It sports a 3.2 megpixel camera w/flash, can handle up to 10 email accounts, and here's the real icing on the cake...it comes with WiFi...


If anyone hears me singing "Oh Happy Day" on Sept.24th, you'll know why.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Hidden Talent

I wonder how many people are too insecure or never had the opportunity to let their true passion bubble up to the surface? My brother showed me this video a couple weeks ago, and it never ceases to move me.

Take a risk - don't shrink back, be who you were born to be.

Here's the link to the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k08yxu57NA

Itsy Bitsy Car


Saw this while driving around the other day...


It's cool and ugly both at the same time.


Does anyone have one of these? What is it?

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

I knew there was a reason I don't like cats...


Meet Oscar - The Cat of Doom! No, seriously, this cat, who apparently lives at a nursing home, predicts which patient will die next by curling up next to the unlucky patient. He has apparently proved his accuracy over 25 times.


You have never seen a man shoo away a cat as fast I would be, if Oscar walked my way.
Here kitty, kitty... NO - WAIT!
You can read the full story here.